Taking a shower:

Water: ❄️🥶❄️
*turns handle by 1°*
Water: 🔥🥵🔥

If malware is so bad why do InfoSec people install TikTok on their cell phones? t.co/grls1VA5Jw

I'm surprised that no one have created an electric toothbrush with RGB lights.

I was thinking about the bionic reading thing that I saw here a couple of days ago, and was thinking I'd just create a silly script to generate those kind of documents from a text file, and here goes, very naive and stupid implementation, but it kind of works:

gist.github.com/sotolf2/1b1410

I hate the fucking small midges that like to get on my monitor. I kill every one of them.

They deserve it, they decided that crossing my mosquito net was a good idea 👌

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